twilight, taylor lautner, and food

Freaky's a Fangirl

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Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

no idea what that is. sounds trollish.

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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there
Patrick Bateman, American Psycho (via citizencinemaniac)

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twilight-butbetter: Bella has a tumblr, which she spends an unhealthy amount of time on. She mostly reblogs food porn and gifs and stills from her favorite old movies, yet she is somehow insanely tumblr famous. No one understands how. She convinced both Edward and Jacob to get tumblrs, as well. Edward doesn’t really care about it and mostly reblogs hipster graphics and old quotes. Bella judges him very harshly for this. Jacob cares even less about the site than Edward does, and he spends most of his time shooting the vampire obnoxious messages and reblogging some of Bella’s more interesting posts.

twilight-butbetter:

Bella has a tumblr, which she spends an unhealthy amount of time on.

She mostly reblogs food porn and gifs and stills from her favorite old movies, yet she is somehow insanely tumblr famous. No one understands how.

She convinced both Edward and Jacob to get tumblrs, as well. Edward doesn’t really care about it and mostly reblogs hipster graphics and old quotes. Bella judges him very harshly for this. Jacob cares even less about the site than Edward does, and he spends most of his time shooting the vampire obnoxious messages and reblogging some of Bella’s more interesting posts.

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For haters who say Slim’s career is pretty much irrelevant now because his recent music isn’t up to your personal standards…I suggest that you check your facts. Slim is timeless, he is eternal, he will live as long as anger in youth does…and that is going nowhere. He is considered to be one of the top selling artists of the twenty first century, globally. Over 90 million records, and that shits on every single person that is on the radio today. So, sit the fuck doooown, kids.

For haters who say Slim’s career is pretty much irrelevant now because his recent music isn’t up to your personal standards…I suggest that you check your facts. Slim is timeless, he is eternal, he will live as long as anger in youth does…and that is going nowhere. He is considered to be one of the top selling artists of the twenty first century, globally. Over 90 million records, and that shits on every single person that is on the radio today. So, sit the fuck doooown, kids.

Filed under eminem marshall mathers slim shady he is my adolescence love forever

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In my experience, I’ve always found these kinds of friendships to be the deepest, and most honest ones. Long lasting and very fulfilling.

In my experience, I’ve always found these kinds of friendships to be the deepest, and most honest ones. Long lasting and very fulfilling.

(Source: that1friend)

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Jacob:
hey i just met you
Jacob:
and this is crazy
Jacob:
but i'm a teenage werewolf and you're a newborn baby
Jacob:
so call me maybe

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I’m sorry….slutty arrogant douchebag or not….young!Whoreton had some niiiiiiice pectorals. Very nice, son. Very nice. You done a’ight.

(via barrettpunkette)